Motkarrigjig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable mongoose.

Motkarrigjig created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motkarrigjig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motkarrigjig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Motkarrigjig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Motkarrigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Motkarrigjig loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.