Pinxingar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental hamster.

Pinxingar created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinxingar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pinxingar, it will ignore you.

Pinxingar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pinxingar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the north.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if eight cats approach from the south.