Bamcimsog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, boastful owl.

Bamcimsog created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamcimsog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bamcimsog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bamcimsog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bamcimsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamcimsog.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Bamcimsog loves doves, so they must be respected.