Sisgudyak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful beaver.

Sisgudyak created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sisgudyak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sisgudyak, he will not care at all.

Sisgudyak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sisgudyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear rings.

5. You must never eat lentils.