Mabvonkpadjat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing swan.

Mabvonkpadjat created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvonkpadjat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabvonkpadjat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mabvonkpadjat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mabvonkpadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never bounce near sheep.