Godpibcit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless dragon.

Godpibcit created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godpibcit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godpibcit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Godpibcit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Godpibcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear pink rings.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.