Lunyarlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous faun.

Lunyarlarp created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunyarlarp, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lunyarlarp, it will boil you in a big pot.

Lunyarlarp's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lunyarlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Put Lunyarlarp first in all things.

3. Lunyarlarp loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Lunyarlarp on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Lunyarlarp three times a day.