Cenvenxen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane chicken.

Cenvenxen created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenvenxen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cenvenxen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cenvenxen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cenvenxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cenvenxen's name in vain.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cenvenxen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Never skip near sheep.