Likbitven is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast hare.

Likbitven created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Likbitven, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Likbitven, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Likbitven's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Likbitven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likbitven.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.