Zedyoggod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful camel.

Zedyoggod created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedyoggod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedyoggod, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zedyoggod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Zedyoggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look in ponds.