Hondungat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured tortoise.

Hondungat created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hondungat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hondungat, it will be very sad.

Hondungat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hondungat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hondungat.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed tomatoes to mites while wearing gray rings.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. You must pray to Hondungat five times a day.