Fudpadgar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful fox.

Fudpadgar created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudpadgar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudpadgar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fudpadgar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fudpadgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fudpadgar's priests.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Put Fudpadgar first in all things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.