Fidmifart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical centaur.

Fidmifart created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidmifart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fidmifart, he will turn you into a slug.

Fidmifart's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fidmifart's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck magenta.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.