Ceprotpom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented chinchilla.

Ceprotpom created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceprotpom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ceprotpom, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ceprotpom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ceprotpom's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if nine doves approach from the west.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceprotpom.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.