Hindosskop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless scorpion.

Hindosskop created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hindosskop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hindosskop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hindosskop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hindosskop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from purple squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never think about amino acids.