Nanjipvoldimsakcussweediss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, quiet swallow.

Nanjipvoldimsakcussweediss created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanjipvoldimsakcussweediss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nanjipvoldimsakcussweediss, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nanjipvoldimsakcussweediss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nanjipvoldimsakcussweediss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanjipvoldimsakcussweediss.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.