Wongofban is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical jellyfish.

Wongofban created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wongofban, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wongofban, it will destroy your home planet.

Wongofban's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wongofban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.