Yam Wigbeprutced is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, deceitful gnu.

Yam Wigbeprutced created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yam Wigbeprutced, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yam Wigbeprutced, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yam Wigbeprutced's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yam Wigbeprutced's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mice.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not hurt rats.