Figcimbed is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, quiet
armadillo.
Figcimbed created Europe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Figcimbed, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Figcimbed, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Figcimbed's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Figcimbed's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Respect your elders.
4. You must never eat corn.
5. Do not eat oranges.