Didpinbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, smart mink.

Didpinbiss created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didpinbiss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didpinbiss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didpinbiss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Didpinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.