Yogxinbughub Sogcattig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Yogxinbughub Sogcattig created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogxinbughub Sogcattig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yogxinbughub Sogcattig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yogxinbughub Sogcattig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yogxinbughub Sogcattig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.