Cubcidlog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong whale.

Cubcidlog created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubcidlog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cubcidlog, she will strike you with lightening.

Cubcidlog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cubcidlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Cubcidlog loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Put Cubcidlog first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.