Pigcissdub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciless owl.

Pigcissdub created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigcissdub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pigcissdub, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pigcissdub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pigcissdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Pigcissdub's priests.

5. Do not wear green clothing.