Logsisnab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited parrot.

Logsisnab created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logsisnab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Logsisnab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Logsisnab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Logsisnab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat spinach.