Bepfligkimmob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic goose.

Bepfligkimmob created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfligkimmob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bepfligkimmob, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bepfligkimmob's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bepfligkimmob's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bepfligkimmob.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bepfligkimmob on top of all buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.