Fossdobgep is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy tortoise.

Fossdobgep created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdobgep, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fossdobgep, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fossdobgep's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fossdobgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never paint your neck yellow.