Yatsakcit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless bear.

Yatsakcit created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yatsakcit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatsakcit, it will think nothing of it.

Yatsakcit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yatsakcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shorts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not listen to music.