Bissmetflis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Bissmetflis created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissmetflis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bissmetflis, it will be very sad.

Bissmetflis' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bissmetflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Bissmetflis loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help moths.

5. Run away if eight badgers approach from the east.