Ragganbast is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking scorpion.

Ragganbast created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragganbast, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragganbast, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ragganbast's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ragganbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Ragganbast loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Always stare at clouds.