Lopmifbod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy hamster.

Lopmifbod created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopmifbod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lopmifbod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lopmifbod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lopmifbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never run in holy places.