Beggubmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying zebra.

Beggubmon created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beggubmon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Beggubmon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Beggubmon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Beggubmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never sing near aardvarks.

5. Do not shave your feet.