Megmatyimvog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous gerbil.

Megmatyimvog created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megmatyimvog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megmatyimvog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Megmatyimvog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Megmatyimvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Megmatyimvog.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megmatyimvog.

5. Do not take Megmatyimvog's name in vain.