Fotgupflag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful goose.

Fotgupflag created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fotgupflag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotgupflag, it will ignore you.

Fotgupflag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fotgupflag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Fotgupflag loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.