Fudxucbus is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable mink.

Fudxucbus created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Fudxucbus, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudxucbus, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fudxucbus' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fudxucbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect your elders.