Appguppan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful snake.

Appguppan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appguppan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Appguppan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Appguppan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Appguppan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six seals approach from the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not take Appguppan's name in vain.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Never write about gravity.