Budvabhadnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet skunk.

Budvabhadnurt created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Budvabhadnurt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budvabhadnurt, it will throw large rocks at you.

Budvabhadnurt's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Budvabhadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never paint your hands turquoise.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never jump in the presence of gulls.