Rapbustif is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong hyena.

Rapbustif created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbustif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapbustif, it will destroy your home planet.

Rapbustif's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rapbustif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into gray rooms.