Konfithon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional swallow.

Konfithon created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfithon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Konfithon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Konfithon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Konfithon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to eagles while wearing brown kilts.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not listen to music.