Hubliklad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent dog.

Hubliklad created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubliklad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hubliklad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hubliklad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hubliklad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Worship no other gods but Hubliklad.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.