Pakfitdab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful snake.

Pakfitdab created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Pakfitdab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pakfitdab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pakfitdab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pakfitdab's Holy Commandments

1. Pakfitdab loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed oranges to doves while wearing mauve trousers.

4. Worship no other gods but Pakfitdab.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.