Nurtwitnab is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, benevolent
zebra.
Nurtwitnab created tapeworms twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtwitnab, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Nurtwitnab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nurtwitnab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Nurtwitnab's Holy Commandments1. Never wear hats.
2. Never jump in the presence of shrews.
3. Nurtwitnab loves eagles, so they must be honoured.
4. Never feed tomatoes to bats while wearing brown coats.
5. Do not kill dolphins.