Quillsaskin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring penguin.

Quillsaskin created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Quillsaskin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quillsaskin, it will turn you into a goat.

Quillsaskin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quillsaskin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quillsaskin.

5. Do not drink alcohol.