Wabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent elephant.

Wabyart created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabyart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wabyart, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wabyart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. You must love Wabyart.