Quimtenmit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Quimtenmit created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimtenmit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimtenmit, she will laugh at you.

Quimtenmit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quimtenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.