Sakrapbag Sandmobhig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able aardvark.

Sakrapbag Sandmobhig created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakrapbag Sandmobhig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sakrapbag Sandmobhig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sakrapbag Sandmobhig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sakrapbag Sandmobhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.