Quimbarncunsomsatdimnurldid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful pigeon.

Quimbarncunsomsatdimnurldid created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbarncunsomsatdimnurldid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quimbarncunsomsatdimnurldid, he will turn you into a worm.

Quimbarncunsomsatdimnurldid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Quimbarncunsomsatdimnurldid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never sing near frogs.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Put Quimbarncunsomsatdimnurldid first in all things.