Lenhombanflat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating wyrm.

Lenhombanflat created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenhombanflat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenhombanflat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lenhombanflat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lenhombanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not take Lenhombanflat's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help frogs.