Queegmiphapbif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless goat.

Queegmiphapbif created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegmiphapbif, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegmiphapbif, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Queegmiphapbif's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Queegmiphapbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always obey Queegmiphapbif's priests.