Davpangken is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident horse.

Davpangken created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Davpangken, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davpangken, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Davpangken's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Davpangken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never pour water over plants.