Mabvag Kanhanbomflanyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody unicorn.

Mabvag Kanhanbomflanyat created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvag Kanhanbomflanyat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabvag Kanhanbomflanyat, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mabvag Kanhanbomflanyat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mabvag Kanhanbomflanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Mabvag Kanhanbomflanyat.